Alone in first place in May!

Yankees Team Report

Yankees Team Report May 30, 2009 from Yahoo.

A quartet of holdovers from the dynastic Yankees helped return the franchise to its familiar perch atop the AL East on Friday.

Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada had two hits apiece, and Andy Pettitte and Mariano Rivera combined on the win and the save for the record-setting 58th time as the Yankees edged the Indians 3-1 in the opener of a four-game series in Cleveland. The win, coupled with the Red Sox’ 6-3 loss to the Blue Jays, put the Yankees in first place by a half-game, the first time they have held sole possession of the AL East lead since the final day of the 2006 season.

MLB Standings

How we all love to chew on a juicy conspiracy! Especially when they are about our heroes and villains. (You can decide who is which and which is who…)

The cast of characters:

President Barack Obama

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel

Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Majority Leader Steny Hoyer

Act One

President Barack Obama: Rahm, what was I thinking by letting that fool on the hill redesign the Porkulous package. I campaigned on the promise to go line by line removing fat and she makes me a fat sandwich I have no choice but to eat! —Forcing the shit sandwich down the throats of Americans for generations!

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel: Calm down, Big O. I realize that every time Nan opens her mouth our agenda gets put on hold and we must not be stopped! I have a plan to squash Madam Speaker’s balls in a vice!

President Barack Obama: I’m listening…

(Meanwhile, somewhere in Washington, DC in front of a mirror)
Speaker Nancy Pelosi: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall! Who beat out that bitch Hillary for the highest ranking woman of them all?

Mirror: You did, my Stretchness, oh and Barack…

Speaker Nancy Pelosi: I said WOMAN! Speaking of a woman where is my House Bitch Steny Hoyer? He’s not returning my calls!

Mirror: Right…

Back at the Whitehouse:

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel: Listen, it’s quite devious! First we declassify some CIA documents that will show the reason not to keep written records in the first place and be able to kick the previous administration in the balls AGAIN! It will show how many times they splashed water in the terrorists face.

President Barack Obama: Rahmbo! Come on now, TORTURED, how many times we tortured those poor people in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong administration in place…

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel: Right tortured, *Jesus Christmas Barack you’re Chicago Politics, we do worse things in the Senate* We show how many times they were tortured.

President Barack Obama: but won’t the American people see how effective it was when we show them the results of the torture? And then demand torture on demand?

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel: OB1 You don’t know how lucky you are to have me by your side. We don’t release all the classified documents only selected pieces. You can count on that imbecile Cheney to scream for the documents, but his rating are through the floor, nobody will care. But the questions about who knew what and when will come up. We will put that shitstain Hoyer on it! Nancy Pelosi knew about the waterboarding from the beginning.

President Barack Obama: Rahm, I smell what you’re cooking… and it stinks, but we need to tape her mouth shut! What puppet will replace her?

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Madam Speakers digs

Majority Leader Steny Hoyer: Madam Speaker, uh, we need to uh, look like we care about misleading the public and out-right-lies against other agencies of our government, so it looks like we’re going to have to start an investigation. I’m sure it will be harmless…

Speaker Nancy Pelosi: I admit nothing, deny everything, and I will make counter accusations like “the CIA lied to us!” and “what difference would it make if I said anything against what I’m saying I knew nothing about because they wouldn’t do anything anyway!”

Act Two

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel: When we release the amount of waterboarding amounts we will make the wording such that confuses the issue… We’ll use the New York Times to run this story: Waterboarding Used 266 Times on 2 Suspects

Unfortunately, Fox News will run a more legitimate story: Despite Reports, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Was Not Waterboarded 183 Times.

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Dance, Nancy, dance By Michelle Malkin

Watch and learn with easy 6 step Video!

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TheAnchoress: Fun Game, Oratory Page & other stuff

Tracking the stimulus: oh, you didn’t really buy that transparency thing, did you? Because you know, if you bought that you were just dumb.

Stimulate this!

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Democrats pretty excited about errors found in CIA list on waterboarding briefings May 20, 2009 9:14 PM by Allahpundit

How much more pathetic and embarrassing can this story get? This much.

Technorati Tags: Barack Obama, Chief of Staff, Conspiracy Theory, Fox News, Majority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, New York Times, Obama, Pelosi, President, Rahm Emanuel, Speaker, Steny Hoyer

Can somebody explain to me why…

I was watching hockey highlights and one player through his gloves to the ice and everyone cleared out except the other player who did the same with his gloves—oh, I mean besides the two referees who were temporarily between the two about to bare-knuckle brawl. Then the fight began until the punches stopped flying. So can anybody tell me why it wasn’t stopped before it began? There was time to stop it, resources to stop it, and penalties to prevent it.

This type of fighting in little league, college, or international hockey is not tolerated. It’s against the rules, has little value to the sport except intimidation and punishment. What is the benefit to the young audience who thinks it’s cool?

I like a good fight as much as the next guy, but there is no logic to explain it. Yet it goes on…

Sports Guide Blog: More words on the subject.

Let’s move to baseball. Spitting, what’s the issue with this need for men to constantly be spitting something—saliva, tobacco, sunflower or pumpkin seeds? I mean it’s disgusting, unsanitary, and downright rude.

I went to the little league field to pitch, hit and field with the kids this weekend. The dugout was full of these leftover shell casings and bits of seed and saliva. Around pitchers mound same thing, as well as up and down the baselines and outfield. How freaken nasty!

The same field that little boys and grown men roll around on for hours in the hot sun is covered with excrement discharged from the mouth thousands of times by hundreds of people. Why is this behavior okay, what purpose does it serve?

Okay so the pro’s do it. Here’s a little notice to all the little leaguers, their parents and coaches—leave that behavior and steroid use to the pro’s—as much as you dress yourselves up in the same uniforms, buy the most expensive equipment and gear you’re not pro’s. You weren’t good enough for the pro’s when you were in your prime and no amount of dressing up in costume, or vicariously living your dream through you children, nor spitting is going to make it so now!

Worried about the spreading the flu much… Worried about getting the flu? Right.

Technorati Tags: Baseball, fantasy, flu, hockey fighting, little league, Neanderthals, P S A, Posers, spitting, spreading disease, sunflower seeds, Wannabes

Le BlehBleBleh—it’s french!

Le Boulanger—The Baker is know for it’s breads. They make some pastry, breads of many varieties, sandwiches, soups, salads, pizzas, and blah blah blah. It’s higher on the scales than fast food, but it’s really just a different kind of fast food. I think about going for lunch, but they also serve breakfast and coffee. The Monu.

Not cheap for what it is though, today I ordered a half sandwich and cup of soup and water and it was over $10. Should have went with the gut choice—McDonald’s… Never go wrong there!

The clam chowder they serve everyday was of the thick variety I don’t care for personally. (tells me they rely on too much flour to thicken what I believe shouldn’t be) Also flavored with too much thyme for my liking.

The sandwich was basic turkey (poor quality sodium filled) on dutch crunch (very good bread) with avocado (lumped in one place,) lettuce (ragged outside leaf,) two small tomato slices so close to the end—no seeds and remnants of the hard white stem area.) I rearranged all the pieces removing the awful lettuce, shoddy tomatoes, spreading the avocado and turkey over the entire bread length. It was tasty, but dissappointing to say the least.

Bummer!

Technorati Tags: bread, food, french, Le Boulanger, sandwich shop

Soooo Good!

“It all depends what the definition of legal is… After all, what is legal, changes from President to President…”

Pelosi: I Was Told Interrogation Methods Were Lawful

The House speaker’s statement came after CIA records showed Pelosi was briefed in September 2002 on the interrogation methods and appeared to contradict her claim last month that she was never told that waterboarding or other enhanced interrogation techniques were being used.

Video: ComedyCentral

It all depends on what the definition of “not” is…

It all depends on what the definition of “flat-out” means…

Nancy says she’s always been for a truth commission—who would be in charge of that?

Can you count how many times Nancy points her finger—DRINK!

Technorati Tags: Caught in web of lies, Culture of corruption, Liar, Nancy Pelosi

And THEY knowTHIS and take advantage of it every chance THEY get!

Congress, is who THEY, are!

Ha! I say Ha! Ha! You hear me?

House gets unusual raise by Ed Morrissey

“…incumbent candidates are not supposed to use public resources for their campaigns.  We have laws against that, and every blue moon someone gets investigated for it.  Salaries, travel, and supply costs should all be borne by the campaign and their contributors, not the American taxpayer.”

We American Citizens (TAX PAYERS) don’t have the time for all this crap, we’re to busy working to pay our taxes! And besides, isn’t that what we PAY THEY, the people who represent us—to protect us from thieves and marauders???

We need a better way to protect ourselves—maybe the mafia is the answer.

Who can you call for help  when you can’t go to the people whom have swore an oath to help you? No, not the Ghostbusters, Dan Akyroyd and Harold Ramis have gotten so fat they can’t get out of their own way. Bill Murray is the only one left and although seems to be someone I would like to have a beer with I’m not hoping for him to get out out of any calamity…

When you can’t go to the Cops you go to the next best thing—the Mafia.

The bottom line is we don’t have time in our daily lives to pay attention to every small detail of the things YOU do. We worry about the roof over our head, the food we need to feed our family, avoiding illness and staying healthy.

I’m telling you, if YOU don’t do YOUR job and protect us WE the People will find someone else to do the JOB…

Point their finger in your face when they lie!

—courtesy of Nice Deb! Thanks Deb!

Technorati Tags: Liars, Nancy Pelosi

Update: Video by NiceDeb The Truth Comes Out: Nancy Pelosi Knew about The Waterboarding

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Ahahahahahaha!

You know, it just keeps getting tougher all the time, to get away with a lie!

This picture is so classic.

CIA Says Pelosi Was Briefed on Use of ‘Enhanced Interrogations’

By Paul Kane
Intelligence officials released documents this evening saying that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) was briefed in September 2002 about the use of harsh interrogation tactics against al-Qaeda prisoners, seemingly contradicting her repeated statements over the past 18 months that she was never told that these techniques were actually being used.

A stark contrast when Madam Speaker is with others liars. Then it’s a laughs and high fives!

You know why this isn’t funny at all? Because they put their own power before the safety of the people of America. They blah, blah, blah and the sheeple Baaah, baaah, baaah…

Will they admit it? What, call one of their own out—not a chance! What was the expression again? Culture of…

Oh, yeah—CORRUPTION!

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What Nan knew By Michelle Malkin

2002 DNI report: Shameless liar Pelosi was briefed on Zubaydah’s waterboarding by AllahPundit

Up-Update:

Technorati Tags: Charlie Rangel, Hypocrite, interrogation, Liars, Nancy Pelosi, pants on fire, waterboarding

Wolverine…

I have to say after the first X-Men movie I wasn’t really thrilled. I had no prior knowledge of the comic book series or the storyline which is okay. My belief is that a movie needs to be able to stand on it’s own regardless of the series number or sequel. INDEPENDENT. That being said I watched the second and third and I think my favorite is either number 2 or 3—I liked the blue hairy guy Dr. Henry ‘Hank’ McCoy / Beast played by Kelsey Grammer. The X-Men franchise has been growing on me steadily with each sequel.

Not knowing the back story, personally, I needed more information to give the movie more umph! Or just start the series in a logical order—which, in a sense, breaks my belief of the need to stand on it’s own.

Well, this latest iteration—the BACKSTORY on Logan / Wolverine let’s us in on all that background I’ve been jonsing and I really enjoyed it! Hugh Jackman is Wolverine/Logan and again rocks the part!

I liked the storyline, I liked the characters, I liked the violence, and I liked the girl… Kayla Silverfox

I’m wondering if they could make any of the other characters origin story as interesting (I know they’ll try!)—after all they did introduce a bunch of the other characters from the previous X-Men movies which made this movie fun and interesting.

Hugh Jackman is hot, Lynn Collins is hot in the movie (having trouble finding her hot off screen though), the story is hot, how can you go wrong…

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‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ Press Conference – The Cast and Director Gavin Hood

Technorati Tags: Beast, Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy, Hugh Jackman, logan, Lynn Collins, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, XMen