Jun 26 2008
Amy Winehouse
Who is this crazy, tatted, trouble-trailing, jazzy-jeff, cool-ass, velvet-throated chick?
Who cares?
She drinks and smokes too much…
Who cares?
She plays with baby mice in wacky ways…
Who cares?
She’s a big time Grammy winner…
She’s in constant legal trouble…
Who cares?
She’s in the hospital…
Who cares?
She smokes crack!!!
Who cares? Who cares! Hello!
She’s a singer! Here to amuse us! And she amuses me quite a bit!
She ROCKS the house DOWN!
Talented—she’s OMG-talented!
Her music is so super fantastic! Back to Black is rock Solid! I can’t stop listening. She’s in my head when the radio isn’t on… The comparisons to the major players in R&B, Jazz, Soul, Doo-wop, and ska are all merited!
personal im:
Tito Puente: Ian McShane has a great voice
iChef Cinema: lol
iChef Cinema: yes he does
Tito Puente: have you seen Deadwood?
iChef Cinema: “…and there’s always a fucking way…”
iChef Cinema: Yes, I’ve seen it. He does have a great smokers voice
iChef Cinema: like my girl Amy Winehouse
Tito Puente: she is good.
iChef Cinema: did I tell you we’re dating
iChef Cinema: She doesn’t know it
Tito Puente: i hope she keeps putting out tunes and doesn’t die young
iChef Cinema: I go and visit her in the hospital
iChef Cinema: oh, she’ll be dead in 2 years tops
Tito Puente: that sucks. lets be optimistic
iChef Cinema: I will be able to say I listened to her when she was alive
iChef Cinema: hey, I’m not the one smoking crack
iChef Cinema: I think two years is overly optimistic.
iChef Cinema: Can’t we just enjoy her while she’s here?Tito Puente: me too but I dont really want that validation…EVER!
iChef Cinema: that’s what happens when you smoke crack
Tito Puente: yeah and that sucks
iChef Cinema: It’s always sunny in phillyiChef Cinema: which, by the way is so freaking funny
Tito Puente: i have heard. the new season starts soon on fx
iChef Cinema:I can’t believe how funny it is
Tito Puente: i am glad you like it. the gift that keeps on giving.
iChef Cinema: you won’t be watching
Tito Puente: nope
iChef Cinema: oh yeah!
iChef Cinema:you won’t go straight to hell
Tito Puente: I am not going to hell.
iChef Cinema: maybe not straight there, but you’ll be there…
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