Comments on: Bond. James Bond.

By: Fausta

Fausta — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:10:01 +0000

Daniel Craig, oh heck yeah!

By: iChef Cinema

iChef Cinema — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:29:04 +0000

Yes, that's right, like clowns, but the funny clowns not the scary ones! Although, Killer Clowns from Outer Space was pretty damned entertaining and those clowns were definitely the scary clown variety. Also that clown Captain Spaulding from that Rob Zombie movie The Devil's Rejects is darn scary too. That Bozo was an entertaining clown, comparable to say, Sean Penn! Big hair big feet, disguised in dead man's makeup—don't trust'em! —iChef Cinema

By: admin

admin — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:34:49 +0000

Gabby, you are not allowed to tell my kids that your kids got to see it! Good lord, woman, the energy I have expended keeping them uncorrupted… though of course they can watch all the animal sex they want on David Attenborough’s “Life of Mammals.”

iChef Cinema, so actors are, what, here to amuse you? Like a clown, they amuse you? They make you laugh, they’re here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am they funny?

By: Gabby

Gabby — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:10:57 +0000

family blog, huh??
Oh, and we did take the kids. I figured if they saw Casino Royale, how much worse could this be? And except for the fight scenes ~yes, very violent~ very few curses, only 1 that I remember, and the sexual scene was quite mild….

By: iChef Cinema

iChef Cinema — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:46:09 +0000

Patrick,

If you take 6 or 7 chase scenes out all you have left is Daniel Craig and the Bond girls…

Mmm, okay, I guess I can live with that!

—iChef Cinema

By: iChef Cinema

iChef Cinema — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:41:53 +0000

Oh, you liked it didn’t you! The smell of whiskey on his breath, and you LIKED IT!

Gabby, couple of things:

You and your husband should get a room—okay! This is a family blog! Second your husband might have a thing for Daniel Craig. Back off he’s mine!

I highly recommend that you don’t take your kids to this movie regardless what YOUR friends tell you!

Reality Check:

Actors are jesters—here to amuse us, you don’t need to see them how they really are—I actually recommend you don’t. They’ll only disappoint you because they’re not gods they’re just like us—regular! Leave them alone, or on film or in both you and your husband’s (apparently) fantasies, where they belong! They don’t have super powers, they aren’t as good looking, they aren’t as tough—except for Daniel Craig of course—And please stop trying to wreck it for me with real life interviews!

—iChef Cinema

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:35:56 +0000

Quantum of Solace is entertaining at least… a lot of high quality visuals, but the movie as a whole could stand to lose six or seven fewer chase scenes

By: Gabby

Gabby — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:29:25 +0000

I agree with it all! He is TOTALLY hot!! The entire movie I just kept telling my husband how hot he was, and not once did he murmur a denial… I will say though, that I saw an interview with him and the producer, and he was kind of nerdy, not so manly-man… and I liked it!