Jan 17 2009
Henry Waxman
Okay the other day I see this picture on Drudge and I say to myself how did this person ever get elected (let alone get permission to walk out of the house without a mask?) Shouldn’t he need a license to walk around—don’t you think? I mean, do you think he give kids people nightmares? Have you seen the fish that are like miles deep in the ocean, the ones that never see light because the sun can’t reach them? He might be considered an attractive fish down there. I’m sure he’s heard them all…
Do looks matter? If they do how can it be explained that Henry has a public service job? He had to be out in public making speeches—didn’t he? Based on his success, no one can claim they didn’t get a job or a donut, because of their looks. Congress has all shapes and sizes and Congress has Henry Waxman.
Here here! To Henry Waxman! If he can do it anyone can!
Anyone can make it or do anything if you believe in yourself!
And then I’m at The AnchoressOnline and I see this link: Whaaa? And just about lose my mind! This is the funniest article! Iowahawk weighs in with Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!
Special Guest Commentary
by Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invaders
The Being Formerly Known as Congressman Henry Waxman (D-CA)
Attention Hu-Mans:Mark your time! Behold the current heat readings of your atmosphere, which have now reached less than negative 40 in your Earth-degrees. Phase I of the Kremulakian conquest of your filthy pitiful orb is complete!
Please go to IowaHawk and read his funny little ditty!
Poor Henry…
